Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
best few ideal laughs mirage riding towards work
So get a few laughs and do the best you can. Don't have an ideal to work for. That's like riding towards the mirage of a lake.
horse equestrian riding
There is something about riding down the street on a prancing horse that makes you feel like something, even when you ain't a thing.
car driving flights magazine miles radius riding side taking town walking
I read in a story in Bicycling Magazine that said that if you live in a town that's 10 miles in radius or less, riding from one side of town to the other is just like walking 10 flights of stairs. Getting in your car and driving is like taking the elevator.
call children knew riding
The children knew what to do at that time. Just to call for help, and they were doing the right thing by riding together.
matter wrong
What's the matter with the world? Why, there ain't but one thing wrong with every one of us -- and that's selfishness.
blame changed children joining
We changed with the times, so we can't blame the children for just joining the times without even having to change.
keeps memories office short voters
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
lust women
The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood
anybody economist given good guess happen liable man
An economist is a man that can tell you . . . what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's too.
funny happening
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else
appearing possible
Say as little as possible while appearing to be awake.
constitution drunks
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
bite ready somebody
We do not know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it
form lazy opinion saying
Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow's too lazy to form an opinion