Will Rogers

Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this -- no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
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No nation ought to be allowed to enter into a war until it's paid for the last one.
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You get paid the most, but you do it in a way that's not detrimental to what the team wants to accomplish.
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This is one of those deals where everybody can be really proud. In a day and age when it's only about the team using a player for the amount of time they'll think he'll be totally at his best, or a day in age when players want to get paid all they can right now, this was every party understanding the other's needs.
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If would be a drastic shift covering every employee in New Jersey under paid leave. At a time when we're not adding jobs, when our unemployment rate is increasing, it would put small employers at a disadvantage with other states.
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If I have an hourly employee that punches in and out, how am I supposed to verify that they took the break? The state says you should get an extra 15-minute paid break and it's almost impossible to regulate that.
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What's the matter with the world? Why, there ain't but one thing wrong with every one of us -- and that's selfishness.
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We changed with the times, so we can't blame the children for just joining the times without even having to change.
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The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
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The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood
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An economist is a man that can tell you . . . what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's too.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else
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Say as little as possible while appearing to be awake.
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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.