Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.
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Commodities are a great investment during an inflationary period because increases in the price of raw materials reflect the rising costs of goods.
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Research has shown that it's extremely unusual to find more than one infected animal in a herd, especially in a country where the disease has as low a prevalence as it does in the U.S.. Plus there are food safety measures taken at the time of slaughter that are designed to prevent potentially contaminated material from entering the food chain.
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There has to be policies about that, about what materials we use and so on.
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The best thing about this group of candidates that only one of them can win.
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The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter -- he's got to just know.
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Once a man holds public office he is absolutely no good for honest work.
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Nothing makes a man or body of men as mad as the truth. If there is no truth in it they laugh it off.
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Nothing makes a man as mad as the truth.
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I'm just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have is because I have stayed an old country boy.
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I never met a man I didn't like
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No nation ought to be allowed to enter into a war until it's paid for the last one.
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No nation ever had two better friends than we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
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No matter what you weigh, the little fellow is your equal on a horse.