Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
lunch long goes-on
We had a great lunch. Senator Capper paid for it. The Republican pays, as usual. And everything that the Democrats are doin' now, the Republicans pay for it. Everybody asks me, "Will, how long is this going to go on, spending all this money and everything going like this?" I says, "Well, it will go on just as long as the Republicans has got any money. That's all I know about it."
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It really takes the flexibility away from the employer and the employee to make sure they have enough people on hand to do the work they want to do. If I want to work through my break or work through my lunch and leave early to attend a child-care matter the bill doesn't allow it.
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The best thing about this group of candidates that only one of them can win.
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The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter -- he's got to just know.
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Once a man holds public office he is absolutely no good for honest work.
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Nothing makes a man or body of men as mad as the truth. If there is no truth in it they laugh it off.
mad man
Nothing makes a man as mad as the truth.
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I'm just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have is because I have stayed an old country boy.
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I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.
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I never met a man I didn't like
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No nation ought to be allowed to enter into a war until it's paid for the last one.
atlantic nation pacific
No nation ever had two better friends than we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
equal fellow matter
No matter what you weigh, the little fellow is your equal on a horse.
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If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.