Will Rogers

Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold
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This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as we do when the baby gets hold of the hammer. It's just a question of how much damage he can do with it before we can take it away from him.
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Once a man holds public office he is absolutely no good for honest work.
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It's time we hold the broadcasters accountable for their decisions and help take out the televised trash that continues to invade our homes.
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We know we couldn't hold the great start we began with. But we must start playing how we did in those first few games.
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The new homes will hold up better than the old stuff,
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What's the matter with the world? Why, there ain't but one thing wrong with every one of us -- and that's selfishness.
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We changed with the times, so we can't blame the children for just joining the times without even having to change.
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The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
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The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood
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An economist is a man that can tell you . . . what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's too.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else
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Say as little as possible while appearing to be awake.
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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.