Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
history world firsts
We are the first nation in the history of the world to go to the poorhouse in an automobile.
firsts refuse knows
Don't just grab at the first thing that comes along. Know when to refuse something that won't get you anywhere
president together firsts
As social secretary, I was responsible for putting together all the events that the President and the First Lady host.
giving devil firsts
The devil gives the best first and the worst last, but the Lord saves the best for last.
lines firsts november
Honda opened its first assembly line in Lincoln in November 2001.
loss firsts
The first loss is the best loss.
matter wrong
What's the matter with the world? Why, there ain't but one thing wrong with every one of us -- and that's selfishness.
blame changed children joining
We changed with the times, so we can't blame the children for just joining the times without even having to change.
keeps memories office short voters
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
lust women
The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood
anybody economist given good guess happen liable man
An economist is a man that can tell you . . . what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's too.
funny happening
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else
appearing possible
Say as little as possible while appearing to be awake.
constitution drunks
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.