Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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Horses raise what the farmer eats and eats what the farmer raises. You can't plow the ground and get gasoline.
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Polo, racing and horse shows all are doing great work to help the farmer and rancher to raise better horses.
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The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
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When I attend environmental group meetings, people say they appreciate the green space farmers provide. Farmers say they appreciate the need for wildlife habitat and diversified land use. That said, we still haven't met in the middle.
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The one bill that was always defeated. The Bill? One to get lights on horse-drawn vehicles. The objection? Farmers couldn't afford twenty-five cents for a red disk.
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I appreciate President Bush for acting quickly to bring federal disaster aid to the citizens, businesses and farmers of Alabama.
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What's the matter with the world? Why, there ain't but one thing wrong with every one of us -- and that's selfishness.
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We changed with the times, so we can't blame the children for just joining the times without even having to change.
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The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
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The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood
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An economist is a man that can tell you . . . what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's too.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else
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Say as little as possible while appearing to be awake.
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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.