Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
drinking prohibition liquor
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
want human-rights drink
I have always claimed Americans didn't want a drink as bad as they wanted the right to take a drink if they did happen to want one.
funny leadership drinking
Always drink upstream from the herd.
sorry drinking beer
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
clean drinking provide safe system
The new system will provide safe and clean drinking water.
fun drinking swimming
The fun, joy, and humor dry up in a relationship when one of the partners is swimming in gin. To my way of thinking, it is selfishness personified to see life through the bottom of a liquor bottle.
farewell may irish-drinking
Until we meet again, may the good Lord take a liking to you.
best candidates group
The best thing about this group of candidates that only one of them can win.
ask best doctor matter patients
The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter -- he's got to just know.
absolutely good holds honest man office public
Once a man holds public office he is absolutely no good for honest work.
body laugh mad man men truth
Nothing makes a man or body of men as mad as the truth. If there is no truth in it they laugh it off.
mad man
Nothing makes a man as mad as the truth.
boy country eating reason regular stayed town trying
I'm just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have is because I have stayed an old country boy.
column congress humor lack material
I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.