Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
generosity people causes
People are marvelous in their generosity, if they just know the cause is there.
children worry causes
If any of us had a child that we thought was as bad as we know we are, we would have cause to start to worry.
want causes
Nobody wants his cause near as bad as he wants to talk about his cause.
inspiration tails causes
If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week
people nuisance causes
Parades should be classed as a Nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison. They stop more work, inconvenience more people, stop more traffic, cause more accidents, entail more expense, and commit and cause I don't remember the other hundred misdemeanors.
again bringing causes children fight hire huge ladies traffic
It causes a huge traffic mess. We are going to hire security, which we are doing again to fight off these ladies bringing their 2- and 3-year-old children to the show.
matter wrong
What's the matter with the world? Why, there ain't but one thing wrong with every one of us -- and that's selfishness.
blame changed children joining
We changed with the times, so we can't blame the children for just joining the times without even having to change.
keeps memories office short voters
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
lust women
The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood
anybody economist given good guess happen liable man
An economist is a man that can tell you . . . what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's too.
funny happening
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else
appearing possible
Say as little as possible while appearing to be awake.
constitution drunks
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.