Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
allowed enter last nation paid scheme stopping till war
I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this -- no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
allowed enter last nation ought paid until war
No nation ought to be allowed to enter into a war until it's paid for the last one.
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Corey Cruz had a stellar pitching day with one hit allowed and six strikeouts in three innings of work, ... Bobby Tapley also had a shutout inning in relief against Oxford.
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Cowboys weren't allowed to kiss girls in pictures, so one time I gave Dale a little peck on the forehead and we got a ton of letters to leave that mushy stuff out, ... So I had to kiss Trigger instead.
allowed bills change factor fuel projected reflect
We're allowed by the PUC to change the fuel factor on customers' bills to reflect those projected fuel costs.
matter wrong
What's the matter with the world? Why, there ain't but one thing wrong with every one of us -- and that's selfishness.
blame changed children joining
We changed with the times, so we can't blame the children for just joining the times without even having to change.
keeps memories office short voters
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office
lust women
The whole thing about the women is, they lust to be misunderstood
anybody economist given good guess happen liable man
An economist is a man that can tell you . . . what can happen under any given condition, and his guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's too.
funny happening
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else
appearing possible
Say as little as possible while appearing to be awake.
constitution drunks
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
bite ready somebody
We do not know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it