Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
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No nation ought to be allowed to enter into a war until it's paid for the last one.
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I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this -- no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.
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Cowboys weren't allowed to kiss girls in pictures, so one time I gave Dale a little peck on the forehead and we got a ton of letters to leave that mushy stuff out, ... So I had to kiss Trigger instead.
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Corey Cruz had a stellar pitching day with one hit allowed and six strikeouts in three innings of work, ... Bobby Tapley also had a shutout inning in relief against Oxford.
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We're allowed by the PUC to change the fuel factor on customers' bills to reflect those projected fuel costs.
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The best thing about this group of candidates that only one of them can win.
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The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter -- he's got to just know.
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Once a man holds public office he is absolutely no good for honest work.
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Nothing makes a man or body of men as mad as the truth. If there is no truth in it they laugh it off.
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Nothing makes a man as mad as the truth.
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I'm just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and the reason I have is because I have stayed an old country boy.
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I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session.
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I never met a man I didn't like
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No nation ever had two better friends than we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.