Will Rogers
Will Rogers
William Penn Adair "Will" Rogerswas an American cowboy, vaudeville performer, humorist, newspaper columnist, social commentator, and stage and motion picture actor...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth4 November 1879
CountryUnited States of America
inspirational funny girl
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
funny-happy-birthday waiting-in-line getting-older
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
funny smile money
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.
cute loyalty dog
If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
movie business inspiration
The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
missing chance shut-up
Never miss a chance to shut up
government office president
Lobbyists have more offices in Washington than the President. You see, the President only tells Congress what they should do. Lobbyists tell'em what they will do.
punishment giving police
We don't give our criminals much punishment, but we sure give 'em plenty of publicity.
taken inspiration animal
Noah must have taken into the Ark two taxes, one male and one female. And did they multiply bountifully! Next to guinea pigs, taxes must have been the most prolific animals
running men ideas
I would love to see Mr. (Henry) Ford in there, really. I don't know who started the idea that a President must be a Politician instead of a Business man. A Politician can't run any other kind of business. So there is no reason why he can run the U.S. That's the biggest single business in the World.
funny hilarious parenting
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
funny life wisdom
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
ocean two knows
No nation ever had two better friends that we have. You know who they are? The Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
memories office voting
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.