Will Miller
Will Miller
Will Milleris an American rower. He is a five time US National Team Member and competed in the Men's eight event at the 2012 Summer Olympics placing 4th. He grew up in Duxbury, MA and received his undergraduate degree from Northeastern University in Boston, MA. He currently resides in San Francisco, CA. His father, Bill Miller, was also a US Olympic rower...
real optimistic squirrels
Look, we're Americans: optimistic, addicted to the quick fix, constantly on the hunt for the new and exotic. It's much easier for us to accept a guy with a big white beard hawking his own custom blend of saw palmetto and squirrel dandruff that it is to hear a real doctor telling us to lay off the big macs, and get off our fat asses and take a walk every decade or so.
death-penalty sometimes herds
Sometimes you just have the thin the herd.
dream politics journal
Dennis Kucinich's politics are more scrambled than Rod Steiger's dream journal.
white house citizens
The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens.
comedian credibility
I don't have credibility, I'm a comedian.
sweet important pez
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
funny letting-go humor
Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's way of letting you know that you're having too good a time.
funny humor ideas
Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?
hair cost balloons
Why is electricity so expensive these days? Why does it cost so much for something I can make with a balloon and my hair?
weekend views links
In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every computer that that computer has ever linked up to.
years environmental horizon
There's no more delicious irony on the face of the Earth than environmental protesters being led away in plastic handcuffs that have a biodegradability horizon line of, like, 40,000 years.
football facts berries
That punt was higher than Marion Berry on a fact-finding tour of Cartagena.
football alphabet tyson
I haven't seen someone so overmatched since Mike Tyson tried to recite the alphabet.
civilization cartoon fiction
They have an amazing proliferation of TV channels now: The all-cartoon channel, the 24-hour-science fiction channel. Of course, to make room for these they got rid of the Literacy Channel and the What's Left of Civilization Channel.