Will Miller
Will Miller
Will Milleris an American rower. He is a five time US National Team Member and competed in the Men's eight event at the 2012 Summer Olympics placing 4th. He grew up in Duxbury, MA and received his undergraduate degree from Northeastern University in Boston, MA. He currently resides in San Francisco, CA. His father, Bill Miller, was also a US Olympic rower...
funny etch-a-sketch hollywood
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.
want way herds
If somebody wants to shoot up and die in front of you, more power to them. The herd has a way of thinning itself out.
guy politics next
The Nazi signs have got to stop. If you're in a peace march and the guy next to you has a sign saying that 'Bush is Hitler,' forget the peace thing for a second and beat his ass, because he is not Hitler.
funny average usa
The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Charles's dart board.
funny quilts humor
The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt.
reality men thinking
A third myth is that men think that women like guys who are dangerous. As a result, guys will often smoke cigarettes, drink too much, and ride a motorcycle without a helmet. The reality? Women don't like guys who are dangerous. Women want us to think that because women are trying to kill us.
lying cheesy washington-dc
Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.
funny humor redneck
Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.
teacher years trying
Nothing ruins the mood during foreplay more than the recurring image of your sixty-five-year-old homeroom teacher trying to stretch a condom over a cucumber.
football dog dad
With Browns' ticket prices what they are, you just know that all those dads who brought the entire family to sit in the 'dog pound' are secretly calculating how much blood they're going to have to sell next week to put groceries on the table.
men abortion choices
And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than food poisoning in Moscow.
politics problem terrorism
If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bush we wouldn't be in this problem.
ideas bombs tick
Other than the bombs they strap to their chests, Ive got no idea what makes the Palestinians tick.
funny witty chess
I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.