Will Miller
Will Miller
Will Milleris an American rower. He is a five time US National Team Member and competed in the Men's eight event at the 2012 Summer Olympics placing 4th. He grew up in Duxbury, MA and received his undergraduate degree from Northeastern University in Boston, MA. He currently resides in San Francisco, CA. His father, Bill Miller, was also a US Olympic rower...
god two stupidity
How do we know for sure that no two snowflakes are the same - we haven't got anybody watching.
god stupidity energy
I am proof that Einstein's "e equals m c squared" is wrong. My mass has increased, but my energy has dropped.
clothes creating hey
South African schoolchildren set a world record this week by creating the world's longest clothesline. Hey, what do South Africans wash their clothes with? Apar-Tide!
laughing people doubt
There's no doubt about it, show business lures the people who didn't get enough love, attention, or approval early in life and have grown up to become bottomless, gaping vessels of terrifying, abject need. Please laugh.
iraq bags scum
I would call the French scumbags, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum. I say we invade Iraq, then invade Chirac.
two may thousand
Two wrongs may not make a right, but a thousand wrongs make a writer.
hands racing politics
A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Cheney: That's the second hand, George.
thinking half comedy
Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on defending ourselves and keeping half the money. Those things I'm kind of conservative on.
country way becoming
The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.
sorry couple cutting
I'm sorry, those pictures from the Abu Ghraib. At first, they, like infuriated me, I was sad. Then like, a couple days later, after they cut the guy's head off, they didn't seem like much. And now, I like to trade them with my friends.
wall reality support
Childbirth is a wonderful thing, but the reality is that it can dramatically change a woman's body. SUI occurs when the vaginal wall weakens and cannot provide adequate support to the urethra, thus causing leaking. The good news is that women with SUI have many different treatment options available to them.
impact want masturbation
If I want low-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate. If I want high-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate again.
football stories ouch
Ouch! And Marino goes down quicker than his Boonesfarm-infused sister in the back of my '68 Cutlass on our first date after watching 'Love Story' at the drive-in.
football hands faces
Warner had more hands in his face than an OB-GYN delivering Vishnu's triplets!