Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
light hard
When you are dead, it is hard to find the light switch.
want film
I usually want to crawl into the ground after I make a film, almost invariably.
god stupidity ankles
If you take a frown and turn it upside down, the person you are holding by the ankles will soon pass out.
procrastination boredom community
If the world is a progressively realized community of interpretation, then either quadruplictity will drink procrastination or, provided that the nothing negates, boredom will ensue seldom more often than frequently.
funny humor eye
As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions.
crazy heart gone
I carry a bullet in my breast pocket. Once, a crazy evangelist threw a bible at me, which would have gone through my heart if it wasn't for the bullet.
morning thinking stuff
In fact, when they wake up in the morning, they're Jack Nicholson or Robert De Niro or Josh Brolin. And it's built-in, but they think it's all this other stuff. But it's not. They'd be great if they didn't think about their part or if they did think about it.
funny life witty
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
believe leader enough
Can you believe that? She says I'm not leader enough for her. Who was she looking for... Hitler?
witty humorous want
I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.
creative actors sometimes
Sometimes some of the best moments are contributed by the actors being creative, with their own improvisations.
funny humor science
How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?
education book beer
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
incompetent
God is either cruel or incompetent.