Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
years childhood analysis
I was in analysis for years because of a traumatic childhood; I was breast-fed through falsies.
witty stupid humorous
he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something
maturity too-much mellow
You mellow too much you ripen and rot.
sex differences laughing
The difference between sex and death is, death you can do alone and nobody laughs at you.
thinking opposites people
No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.
depression littles prozac
There's nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can't cure.
fun nice thinking
Everyone wants to get out of living where they're living now, because life is a pretty tough proposition and not much fun. But when you think back to earlier times, you only extrapolate the nice things.
enjoy-it-while-it-lasts answers should
Geez, I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get, and just enjoy it while it lasts.
brother love-life games
I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it.
fudge too-much taste
Taste my tuna casserole - tell me if I put in too much hot fudge.
immature way yeah
How am I immature? Intellectually, emotionally, and sexually. Yeah, but in what other ways?
god jobs class
Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.
dog phones return
Show business is dog eat dog. It's worse than dog eat dog. It's dog doesn't return dog's phone calls.
men feelings no-respect
A man that has never lied to a woman has no respect for her feelings.