Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
use want lasts
I have one last request. Don't use embalming fluid on me; I want to be stuffed with crab meat.
dinner tvs frozen
Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.
clothes common idolized
I idolized Superman when I was younger. I thought he and I had a lot in common. He was always going into phonebooths and taking off all his clothes.
beautiful nice rain
Paris is particularly beautiful in the rain. It was just a nice experience for me, a pleasant experience, and I was able to present it to the world through my eyes, very subjectively - not realistically, but subjectively.
fun thinking life-is-hard
Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either.
way here-and-there life-is
Life is a concentration camp. You're stuck here and there's no way out and you can only rage impotently against your persecutors.
softball morning team
I was the captain of the latent paranoid softball team. We used to play all the neurotics on sunday morning. Nailbiters against the bedwetters, and if you've never seen neurotics play softball, it's really funny. I used to steal second base, and feel guilty and go back.
paris american-movie
I didn't go to Paris until I was a grown-up in 1965. And when I went to Paris, it was the Paris I knew only from American movies.
want knows
I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want
knows ifs
Is Knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know?
witty humorous heart
The wicked at heart probably know something.
paris cities way
Paris is a very exciting city. I learned about Paris the same way that Americans do: from the movies.
years childhood analysis
I was in analysis for years because of a traumatic childhood; I was breast-fed through falsies.
witty stupid humorous
he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something