Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
education book beer
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
incompetent
God is either cruel or incompetent.
firsts opinion respectful
When I first started, there were writers that I looked up to that I felt very influenced by and very respectful toward their work and their opinion of my work.
funny moving piano
Figures tell us there are already more people on earth than we need to move even the heaviest piano.
sleep waking hours
The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
real people greek
You can learn technological things, you can learn about specific things, but the real problems that people deal with in any subject, existential subjects or romantic subjects, you never learn anything. So you make a fool of yourself when you're 20, you make a fool of yourself at 40, at 60 at 80. The ancient Greeks were dealing with these problems. They screwed up all the time. People do now.
art france cinema
American films, it's a money-making industry. And in France, you can find great respect for cinema as art.
inspirational funny cheating
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
mother baby dog
When I asked my mother where babies came from, she thought I said rabies. She said you get them from being bitten by a dog. The next week, a woman on my block gave birth to triplets... I thought she'd been bitten by a Great Dane.
next want backwards
In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.
new-york men cinema
When I was a young man, my friends and I and all of us in New York were very influenced by French cinema. French cinema played an enormous influence on those of us who wanted to be filmmakers.
philosophy philosophical nyu
My ex-wife was a philosophy major at NYU. Yeah, she and I used to have deep philosophical discussions where she would prove that I didn't exist.
witty humorous paris
I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.
glasses half poison
I see the glass half full...but of poison.