Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
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My grandfather had a wonderful funeral... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad.
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I've had a very productive life. I've worked very hard, I've never fallen prey to depression. I'm not sure I could have done all of that without being in psychoanalysis.
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The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
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[The universe is] haphazard, morally neutral, and unimaginably violent.
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My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
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Change is almost always negative. Things degenerate.
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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
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Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred. By love, of course, I refer to romantic love -- the love between man and woman, rather than between mother and child, or a boy and his dog, or two headwaiters.
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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I've always been interested in being in other people's movies. I never get any offers.
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There will be no major solution to the suffering of humanity until we reach some understanding of who we are, what the purpose of creation was, what happens after death. Until those questions are resolved we are caught.
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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
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I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.
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I've always had an easy time directing actors because I always hire ones that are great before I get my hands on them.