Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
men salad bread
Man cannot live by bread alone. Every once in awhile he needs a salad.
sad self contempt
I'm awash in self-contempt!
matter being-cool
What' s the matter with me? Why can't I be cool?
funny humor littles
What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause!
funny witty dark
I'm afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light.
doctors order i-can
I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.
thinking car house
There are drawbacks in being famous too, but you can live with those. They're not life-threatening. If the paparazzi are outside your restaurant or your house - and actors make such a big thing of it and scurry into cars and drape things - you think they're going to be crucified or something. It's not a big deal. You can get used to that. It's not so terrible.
funny life mushrooms
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.
toilets paper problem
Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come.
god religious humorous
If God is everywhere, I had concluded, then He is in food. Therefore, the more I ate the godlier I would become. Impelled by this new religious fervor, I glutted myself like a fanatic.
people suffering despair
Life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty.
uncles fun play
As I've gotten older, the parts have diminished. I liked it when I was younger, I could always play the lead in the movie and I could do all the romantic scenes with the women, and it was fun and I liked to play that. Now, I'm older and I'm reduced to playing the backstage doorman or the uncle or something. I don't really love that so occasionally, when a part comes up, I'll play it.
people world wonderful
What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn't for certain people.
remains
My relationship with death remains the same - I'm strongly against it.