Will Allen

Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
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I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.
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Why ruin a good story with the truth?
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You can't anticipate in the room the riches of what you encounter when you're location hunting for a movie.
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When a doctor makes a mistake, it's best to bury the subject.
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Dying is like making love, except you don't get naseous afterwards.
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I am plagued by doubts.
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I foresee death by culture shock.