Will Allen

Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
women self crash
See, I will always have this penchant for what I call kamikaze women. I call them kamikazes because they, you know they crash their plane, they're self-destructive. But they crash into you, and you die along with them.
eye looking-good meter
You're so good looking I can barely keep my eyes on the meter.
lying boys views
This is my perspective and has always been my perspective on life: I have a very grim, pessimistic view of it. I always have, since I was a little boy. It hasn't gotten worse with age or anything. I do feel that it's a grim, painful, nightmarish, meaningless experience, and that the only way that you can be happy is if you tell yourself some lies and deceive yourself.
children escaping long
I've been escaping my whole life. Since I was a little child, I escaped into the movies on the other side as an audience member. I escaped by going into the movies and sitting in the movies all day long.
christian witty humorous
Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.
way there-is-no-god prove
There's no way to prove that there is no God. You just have to take it on faith.
achievement born behave
If you're born with a gift, to behave like it's an achievement is not right.
genre-is want wonderful
One of the wonderful things about making a film of any genre is that you have dialogue. You can take up a position. If you want to say something about your position, you can just say it. You don't have to spend massive amounts of screen time.
funny birthday witty
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
sex thinking people
Some people think about sex all the time; some people think of sex some of the time; and some people never think about sex: they become lawyers.
funny confidence witty
Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.
people suffering trying
The only thing that does change, to some degree, is [that] you have some life experiences, you suffer a certain amount and you incorporate that into your work. Not in the content of your work, but in the sensibility of your work. It's nothing that you try and do; it just happens. And if you're lucky, people buy tickets to see it, and if you're not lucky, [then] they don't like it. But that's all.
sex fun laughing
That (sex) was the most fun I ever had without laughing.
depressing afterlife done
The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought, particularly for those who bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held. On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily laying down.