Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
afternoon never-been-kissed rainy
Until you've been kissed on a rainy Parisian afternoon - you've never been kissed.
uncles sea miracle
If I could only see one miracle, just one miracle. Like a burning bush, or the seas part, or my uncle Sasha pick up a check.
men thinking mysterious-universe
I think there is too much wrong with the world to ever get too relaxed and happy. The more natural state, and the better one, I think, is one of some anxiety and tension over man`s plight in this mysterious universe.
cousin nice father
God, you Jews are truly exotic." Exotic? She should only know the Greenblatts. Or Mr. and Mrs. Milton Sharpstein, my father's friends. Or for that matter, my cousin Tovah. Exotic? I mean, they're nice, but hardly exotic with their endless bickering over the best way to combat indigestion or how far back to sit from the television set.
past different-experiences littles
Every time you make a movie it's a new and different experience. You learn very little from the past. So, I'm a little bit better than I was when I first started.
girl children evening
I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child.
divorce home should-have
I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved of her.
reason rhyme seems
There's no rhyme or reason to anything that I do. It's whatever seems right at the time.
running years twelve
I'm twelve years old. I run into a synagogue. I ask the rabbi the meaning of life. He tells me the meaning of life but he tells it to me in Hebrew. I don't understand Hebrew. Then he wants to charge me $600 for Hebrew lessons.
morning night laughing
In every generation there are a few people who are authentically funny. The cosmetics change. You may not be able to articulate it, and you may laugh at them and get a certain amount of enjoyment. But when you're asleep at night, and you wake up at 3 in the morning, and you're alone in your bed, you know who's really funny.
funny suicide humor
He was so depressed, he tried to commit suicide by inhaling next to an Armenian.
sex men thinking
Some men are heterosexual and some men are bisexual and some men don't think about sex at all ... you know, they become lawyers.
men would-be bills
If man were immortal, do you realize what his meat bills would be?...
sex two religion
Sex and death are two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.