Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
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I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.
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To me, movies are valuable as an art form and as a wonderful means of popular entertainment. But I think movies have gone terribly wrong.
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There have been times when I've thought about it - but with my luck it would probably turn out to be only a temporary solution.
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What is so fascinating about sitting around watching a bunch of pituitary cases stuff a ball through a hoop?
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The whole concept of awards is silly. I cannot abide by the judgment of other people, because if you accept it when they say you deserve an award, then you have to accept it when they say you don't.
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I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
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I keep getting more and more ambitious. Over the years, to some degree, in some areas, I feel I've grown. In some areas, I made a fool of myself. In some areas, I think I can still do some funny things.
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
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There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?
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If you meet somebody and are attracted to someone, and the exquisite neurons in your brain and her brain intermesh properly, then things can be wonderful. It's not like homework. You don't have to work at the relationship.
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Throughout history in the theater and film people do like sarcastic characters, and they do like curmudgeons - if they're amusing, they do like them despite the fact that they're vitriolic, particularly if they're for the right thing. If you can see that the person is a decent person and is for the right thing, and is not just a nasty person with base motives, but someone who is a decent human but expresses himself.
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Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.
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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.
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I recently turned 60. Practically a third of my life is over.