Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
sarcastic sarcasm years
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
funny humor science
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.
confusing life-is uncertain
Life is unresolved, confusing, bewildering, puzzling, ambiguous. You don't really know what's going to happen. The future is uncertain for everybody.
depressing philosophical thinking
The process of making films is so technically demanding that it's a distraction. You don't spend your time thinking about the philosophical content, which is often very depressing.
death
Marriage is the death of hope.
pain short-life life-is-short
Why not? Life is short, life is dull, life is full of pain - and this is a chance for something special.
crazy believe reality
I do believe that reality is dreadful and that you are forced to choose it in the end or go crazy, but that it kills you.
summer tree singing
Of all the wonders of nature, a tree in summer is perhaps the most remarkable; with the possible exception of a moose singing 'Embraceable You' in spats.
next-day way scripts
It's easier to direct. If you direct something poorly and re-shoot it the next day, stage it better, make it work better, you have a lot of possibilities. You can edit it in certain ways so that it works, but there's no getting around weaknesses of the script.
fun sleep people
Have you ever noticed that good people sleep better, but bad people seem to have more fun when they're awake?
happiness happy appreciate
The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have.
dream witty humorous
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
fun giving film
If you don't have fun doing the film, then the results of the film will never give you any fun.
funny witty sex
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.