Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
men offending people
As a well-known great man would have said if he had thought of it, "Don't go around offending people just because it can be done sitting down.
funny-marriage wonder blushing
You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ...? I wonder what I was blushing about?
trying impossible understand-me
Try to understand me. Nothing is impossible.
inspiring mothers-day mom
When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.
two done recipes
Classic Recipe for Roast Beef: 1 large Roast of beef 1 small Roast of beef Take the two roasts and put them in the oven. When the little one burns, the big one is done.
hats rings candidates
I'm the candidate who forgot to take off her hat before she threw it in the ring.
thinking talking worst
I think there's so much good in the worst of us, and so many of the worst of us get the best of us, that the rest of us aren't even worth talking about.
funny-birthday funny-inspirational funny-happy-birthday
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
world cash balconies
The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.
book reading firsts
I read a book twice as fast as anybody else. First, I read the beginning, and then I read the ending, and then I start in the middle and read toward whatever end I like best.
justice president today
The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.
funny people brain
Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.
country order needs
This country needs room to grow and expand. In all my own newspapers I read frightful tales of the shameful atrocities being perpetrated on our Democratic minorities in Maine and Vermont. My patience is almost at an end, and if provoked much further I will place both countries under American protection, even if I have to send in my tourists to start trouble so I'll have to send in a force to restore order.
men thinking average
Education is worth a whole lot. Just think - with enough education and brains the average man would make a good lawyer - and so would the average lawyer.