Will Allen
Will Allen
Will Allenis an American football safety who is currently a free agent. Allen played college football for Ohio State University, and received All-American honors. He was drafted in the fourth round of the 2004 NFL Draft by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, and he has also played for the Dallas Cowboys and Pittsburgh Steelers...
ProfessionFootball Player
Date of Birth17 June 1982
funny family senior
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
husband fine decent
My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, too decent, too old.
stupidity arcs built
They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.
thinking waiting promise
I fully realize that every promise I make, the Republicans will double and the Democrats will redouble. They think this will make me vulnerable, but they don't know I have some tricks up my sleeve, along with a box of raisins to munch on while I'm waiting for the returns to come in.
water needs freezer
I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.
smart party people
Today millions of people are living who will never do it again. Millions are being born for the first time-and millions are doing nothing because it's the best offer they've had this week. ... It is for these people and many others that the Surprise Party is conceived and desecrated, founded upon the principle that everybody is just as good as anybody else, even though they aren't quite so smart.
thinking talking mind
My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.
running use designer
I'm having my platform run up by a movie set designer, so it will be very impressive from the front, but not too premanent. After all, there's no sense putting a lot of time and thought into something you'll have no use for after you're elected.
life men lord
Every man is born with the ability to do something well. This is what the Lord intended him to do. Using that ability - what life is all about.
country giving people
Let's all pull together and make these United States the grandest place in this whole country. I see a vision. A glorious vision. A united people, marching forward shoulder to shoulder, giving their all for the common good, working while I whistle.
country thinking common-sense
All the other candidates are making speeches about how much they have done for their country, which is ridiculous. I haven't done anything yet, and I think it's just common sense to send me to Washington and make me do my share.
differences sides bread
I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.
men beard moustache
It's a game everybody plays. If you see a man with a beard and holler "Beaver!" it's five points. And if you see a man with a moustache, it's onlI three points.
country jobs favors
We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.