W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth29 January 1880
CityDarby, PA
CountryUnited States of America
witty children hate
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
witty age needs
I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
funny witty children
I like children - fried.
witty sunday thinking
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
funny witty hunting
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
funny witty clever
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.
funny witty humorous
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
cross eat heart hope weight
Cross my heart and hope to eat my weight in goslings.
rather
On the whole I would rather be in Philadelphia.
equality free hate
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
asked ends hard hollywood
I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.
bad face gold head looked miles seven sleep teeth wrinkled
Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road. She had so many gold teeth . . . she used to have to sleep with her head in a safe.
politics
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
american-comedian prejudice
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.