W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth29 January 1880
CityDarby, PA
CountryUnited States of America
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When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
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It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
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Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
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Cross my heart and hope to eat my weight in goslings.
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On the whole I would rather be in Philadelphia.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.
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Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road. She had so many gold teeth . . . she used to have to sleep with her head in a safe.
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Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
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I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.