W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth29 January 1880
CityDarby, PA
CountryUnited States of America
betting good horse horses judgement keeps
Horse sense is a good judgement which keeps horses from betting on people.
horse food meat
I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside.
horse remember shirts
Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt!
horse said used
I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
funny horse crazy
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
american-comedian handy
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I'd like to see Paris before I die... Philadelphia will do.
cross eat heart hope weight
Cross my heart and hope to eat my weight in goslings.
bad face gold head looked miles seven sleep teeth wrinkled
Well, her face was so wrinkled it looked like seven miles of bad road. She had so many gold teeth . . . she used to have to sleep with her head in a safe.
rather
On the whole I would rather be in Philadelphia.
cheating worth
Anything worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
equality free hate
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
asked ends hard hollywood
I have been asked if I ever get the DTs; I don't know; it's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.
politics
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.