W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth29 January 1880
CityDarby, PA
CountryUnited States of America
funny health two
After two days in the hospital, I turn to the nurse.
drinking sleep funny-alcohol
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
funny marriage women
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.
funny money scams
It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
funny dog men
No man is the boss of his own house, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
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Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
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This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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I like children - fried.
funny drinking book
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
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It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
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I drink therefore I am.