W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth29 January 1880
CityDarby, PA
CountryUnited States of America
drinking coffee simple
We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. You can die from drinking too much of anything - coffee, water, milk, soft drinks and all such stuff as that. And so as long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing. I will make mine whisky.
drinking cost-of-living alcohol
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
drinking alcohol done
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
drinking blood doctors
I once donated a pint of my finest red corpuscles to the great American Red Cross and the doctor opined my blood was very helpful; contained so much alcohol they could use it to sterilize their instruments.
drinking beer stronger
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.
drinking hands whisky
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
food drinking night
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.
drinking water fishes
I never drink water... fish f**k in it.
drinking moving nerves
I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.
drinking exercise hours
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.
drinking house alcohol
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.
drinking juice pineapples
Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
drinking water lost
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
drinking boys two
The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache.