W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth29 January 1880
CityDarby, PA
CountryUnited States of America
children comedy should
Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
witty children hate
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
girl children twenties
Yes I do like children ... Girl children...about eighteen or twenty.
children explanation ifs
I like children. If they're properly cooked.
children animal
Never work with animals or children.
children food firsts
There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
funny witty children
I like children - fried.
everyday simple smile smiles start
Start off everyday with a simple smile and get it over with.
politics
Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.
american-comedian prejudice
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
drove thank
It was a woman who drove me to drink, and I never had the courtesy to thank her for it.
american-comedian lies
Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
american-comedian handy
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
I'd like to see Paris before I die... Philadelphia will do.