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beginning last man says women word
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
drive park
Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway?
buildings call
Why do we call them buildings when they're finished? Shouldn't they be called Builts?
dealing juvenile social words workers
Why do social workers use five-syllable words when dealing with juvenile delinquents?
believe billion check four paint
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
choose miss people president run
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
parents spanking terms
Too many parents are not on spanking terms with their children.
speak speakers-and-speaking twice
Too many of us speak twice before we think
grass greener mow side
The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
friend good heaps life miss ship sinking together
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
drown float suffering
You can't drown your sorrows, they always float to the surface.
came serve service
We came here to serve not be served.
cut gives half life
When life gives you lemons, cut them in half and squirt life in the eye!
ideas rejecting sure
When rejecting the ideas of another, make sure you reject only the idea and not the person.