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When you drink, you get drunk. when you get drunk, you fall asleep, when you sleep, you surely can commit no sin. when you dont sin you go to heaven. so lets all get drunk and go to heaven.
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To the groom: Early in your marriage you will find it difficult to get the last word in any discussion. With time, though, you will learn how to always get the last two words in every discussion. Just make sure the words are Yes dear.
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Reverence is one of the signs of strength, irreverence one of the surest indications of weakness. No man will rise high who jeers at sacred things. The fine loyalties of life must be reverenced or they will be fore sworn in the day of trial.
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Time is nature's way of making sure that everything doesn't happen at once.
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If we listen more than we talk,and instead of making sure our voice is heard,we make sure we hear their voice,and if everyone listened....and Intead of filling silence with words,we fill ourselves with silence,the world would be a better place
love sure
Love may be blind, but it can sure find its way around in the dark!
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Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
ideas rejecting sure
When rejecting the ideas of another, make sure you reject only the idea and not the person.
answer good questions sure
When someone says, That's a good question. You can be sure it's a lot better than the answer you're going to get.
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Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
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Writing is simple. First you have to make sure you have plenty of paper... sharp pencils... typewriter ribbon. Then put your belly up to your desk... roll a sheet of paper into the typewriter... and stare at it until beads of blood appear on your forehead.
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If someone offers to furnish a sure test, ask what the test was which made the sure test sure.
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If the world despises you because you do not follow its ways, pay no heed to it. But be sure your way is right.
lend money nobody somebody sure
If you're going to lend money make sure somebody else is around. If you're going to give money make sure nobody else is around.