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god love stupid
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
anatomy arranged easy god knows pat
God knows best; he hasn't arranged your anatomy so as to make it easy for you to pat yourself on the back.
bad girls good
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
christian church garage standing
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
arrive days man rainy saves seem
The rainy days a man saves for usually seem to arrive during his vacation.
against cast deciding election lord satan votes
There is an election going on all the time... the Lord votes for you and Satan votes against you, and you must cast the deciding vote.
compulsive group heard latest step
Have you heard about the latest 12 step group for compulsive talkers? It's called ... On and On Anonymous.
alone blow crack hammer others perhaps rock showing split watched
Have you ever watched a stonecutter at work? He will hammer away at a rock for perhaps a 100 times without a crack showing in it. Then, on the 101st blow, it will split in two. It is not that blow alone which accomplished the result, but the 100 others that went before as well.
almost hallmark miserable
Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here.
hard laziness pays work
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now
fruit knowing knowledge putting tomato wisdom
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
ask came kids
Kids use to ask where they came from, now they tell you where to go
conquest master self self-knowledge
Know yourself, master yourself, conquest of self is most gratifying.
hard knowledge power study
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.