Tommy Cooper
Tommy Cooper
Thomas Frederick Cooperwas a British prop comedian and magician. Cooper was a member of the Magic Circle, and respected by traditional magicians. He was famed for his red fez, and his appearance was large and lumbering, at 6 feet 4 inchesand more than 15 stonein weight. On 15 April 1984, Cooper collapsed, and died soon afterwards, from a heart attack on live national television...
NationalityBritish
ProfessionMagician
Date of Birth19 March 1921
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So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an item?"
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A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar.
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A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time' The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'.
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So a man jumps into a taxi and says "King Arthur's close" and the taxi driver says, "don't worry we'll lose him at the next lights".
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A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I had to amputate your arms"
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Man went into a bar, he only had one arm. Guy sitting next to him said 'Hey, you've got your sleeve in my drink', man replied, 'There's no arm in it'
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A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks the doc. "It's ... um ... well ... I have five penises." replies the man. "Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove."
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A guy walks into a pub with a lump of asphalt on His shoulder, He says to the bar man give us a pint and one for the road.
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Wild Turkey is my friend. Old friends can meet any time. They're easy together like that. I poured myself a large one and lit a Benny. Brunch.
So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'
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A policeman stopped me and said: "Would you please blow into this bag, sir?" I said: "What for, officer?" He said: "My chips are too hot.
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