Tim Allen
Tim Allen
Timothy Allen Dick, known professionally as Tim Allen, is an American actor and comedian...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth13 June 1953
CityDenver, CO
CountryUnited States of America
memories dad two
A car crossed two lanes of traffic, flipped, and landed on my dad's car. I don't blame cars. My dad loved cars. I don't have many memories of my dad. The love of cars is all I have of him, really.
dad earthquakes foundation
My dad's death reminds me of earthquakes - things that shake your foundation.
comedy anarchist ultimate
Comedy is the ultimate anarchist.
ideas years church
For years, I just did not like this idea of God, church.
made made-it ifs
If it doesn't say Binford on it, somebody else probably made it.
students learners
I'm a very bad student, but a great learner.
memories
I blend memories. I blend them into one that's funny. I exaggerate to clarify.
men body thespians
I am a thespian trapped in a man's body.
kids ego busy
The ego is like a kid in the basement: It's best to keep him busy.
children want adults
I'm sad for adults who want to be children. And children who want to be adults.
moving men promise
To get a man's attention, just stand in front of the TV and don't move. He'll talk to you. I promise.
hands nuts trying
Use a screwdriver instead of a hammer. Try to untighten the nut with your hand. Utilize the path of least resistance first.
running reality jail
When I went to jail, reality hit so hard that it took my breath away, took my stance away, took my strength away. I was there buck naked, humiliated, sitting in my own crap and urine - this is a metaphor. My ego had run off. Your ego is the biggest coward.
quality want sound
I know it sounds odd, but I want to make a Rolex-quality screwdriver.