Tim Allen

Tim Allen
Timothy Allen Dick, known professionally as Tim Allen, is an American actor and comedian...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth13 June 1953
CityDenver, CO
CountryUnited States of America
use size comedy
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words 'large' or 'size' with 'rear end.' Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust me.
religious philosophical mean
The world's a mean place. It's unfair, then it's fair. It's hateful, then it's loving. It's a very peculiar place on philosophical and metaphysical and religious levels.
stress people stressed
You don't know what people are really like until they're under a lot of stress.
baby attitude children
Before Kady was born, I didn't think having a kid would be such a big deal. My attitude was simple: Babies are nice, play with them, put them in the closet until the next time.
real years issues
Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families.
marriage beautiful eye
There is no greater feeling than when a groom turns to see his bride and has tears in his eyes because she is so beautiful.
reality denver flight
Can we take a direct flight back to reality or do we have to change planes in Denver?
mom kids example
Kids learn by example. If I respect Mom, they're going to respect Mom.
christmas noel
Pere Noel. Babbo Natale. Pelznickel. Topo Gigio
democracy socialism either-or
I don't understand why it has to be either - or - either socialism or democracy. Why can't we combine things to get the best of each system?
success my-family good-things
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing.
love dream men
Men often do things for women that they don't want to do, so that women will do things for men that they don't want to do.
funny positive liars
Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
commitment reality airports
I have way too many commitments. I get pulled in too many directions and I never seem to be able to satisfy anybody. People get turned on by knowing a celebrity, even my friends and family. They feel that there's something exciting about me, but in reality there's no substance to it. People in airports just hold on to me expecting something and it seems that I always come up empty. It's frustrating because I'm trying to please everybody, and ya just can't do that ... at least I can't.