Tim Allen
Tim Allen
Timothy Allen Dick, known professionally as Tim Allen, is an American actor and comedian...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth13 June 1953
CityDenver, CO
CountryUnited States of America
dog cat guy
I'm actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.
dog cat dishes
Dogs will eat till they die. Cats will leave food in the dish, incomprehensible to a dog.
animal humanity
Anytime you work with animals, you begin to see more humanity in them.
guy motorcycle environment
I'm one of these guys that just spoils the environment. I like ATVs and snowmobiles. I have a motorcycle up there, and I like cruising through the hills.
dog thinking listening
Dog's listen, or appear to listen. I think they hear blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah. They appear to be listening to you.
men animal tools
Man is the only animal to borrow tools.
self-esteem frustration men
Men aren't allowed to have self-esteem, because we're already supposed to have all the power.... But most men earn less than they want, barely the minimum wage. They're drones. They do stuff they don't want to do to support their families, and they're not sure why they do it. They don't know what they're doing half the time, and any time we stick up for ourselves, we're pigs because we don't know how to articulate our frustrations and joys.
smart opposites very-smart
When somebody tells you they're not very smart, they're saying exactly the opposite.
opportunity design tools
I have always enjoyed do-it-yourself projects, .. Being in a position to actually help design and bring tools to market is an incredible opportunity. Being able to fund charities as a result is phenomenal.
funny believe thinking
Can a woodchuck chuck wood? Because the question is, "how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if," so you haven't established or proved without any shadow of a doubt that a woodchuck could chuck wood. Frankly, I believe that they chew wood. I don't think they can chuck wood at all! I take offense to the whole chucking question.
humorous golf men
Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, "And let there be aluminum siding." Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree's on a golf course, all the better.
thinking car ferrari
I think women like Ferraris. A Ferrari is everybody's car.
compromise nurture
In marriage, compromise nurtures the relationship.
children independent adults
I have an only child. She's so independent and good with adults.