Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
coming deal people united
It's a big deal for us. We have over 200 people registered. They're coming from all over the United States. We have people coming from Canada, Bermuda.
bad people tax
a tax on people who are bad at math.
afraid people
Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
thinking laughing people
I feel lucky that I can have people laugh solidly for a whole hour by just saying what I think and getting paid for it.
people laughing stuff
I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.
reflection people levels
I wear a hat on stage so that people won't be blinded by the reflection from my head. Also, if I don't wear a hat, there's no way that the hat can be at that level by itself on the stage.
wings people forget
So I got off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I’m dragging the plane through the terminal... The wings are knocking people over...
summer people maps
I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, 'Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile.' I spent last summer folding it. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, 'E6.
laughing people four
Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at.
funny humor people
Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?
australia people world
Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?
funny humor people
How many people does it take to change a searchlight bulb?
people tree shadow
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
funny-motivational math people
Five out of four people have trouble with fractions.