Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor thinking
I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
funny humor use
If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.
funny humor simple
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
funny humor barbie
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
funny humor frustration
At one point he decided enough was enough.
funny humor comedy
My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.
funny humor computer
If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
funny humorous needs
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, 'Well, what do you need?'
funny inspiration humor
I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.
funny money humor
I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'
funny birthday humor
How young can you die of old age?
funny humor play
I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.
funny girl humor
I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator.
funny time humor
I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.