Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
elephants pet comedy
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
museums arms comedy
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
bridges radio comedy
George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.
funny humor comedy
My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.
reality comedy observing
To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It's commenting or observing or twisting life.
funny humor comedy
I invented the cordless extension cord.
thinking comedy express-yourself
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
coffee comedy break
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
american-comedian ask babies baby friend later noises
My friend has a baby. I'm writing down all the noises the baby makes so later I can ask him what he meant.
french ordered sign toast
I was at this restaurant. The sign said "Breakfast Anytime." So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.
bought microwave
I bought an occassional table........sometimes it's a microwave oven.
harder run supposed system
We have run the hydro system harder than it was supposed to be run this year.
bond effect factor line modelling per petrol remains rise suggest yields
Our modelling suggest bond yields should rise in line with the US by at least 1 per cent. The X factor remains any flow-on effect from petrol prices.
american-comedian bothers deep grow
Sponges grow in the ocean. This bothers me. How deep would it be if they didn't?