Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
elephants pet comedy
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
museums arms comedy
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
bridges radio comedy
George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.
funny humor comedy
My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.
reality comedy observing
To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It's commenting or observing or twisting life.
funny humor comedy
I invented the cordless extension cord.
thinking comedy express-yourself
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
coffee comedy break
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
audience came clicked johnny since tonight watching
I've wanted to do it since I was 14 years old, from watching 'The Tonight Show,' watching Johnny (Carson) and the other comedians. Something clicked in me that I wanted to be one of those guys, someone who came out and made the audience laugh.
statue
The statue is permanently out of place in my house,
spot
I spilled Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
american-comedian
I went to a general store. They wouldn't let me buy anything specifically.
american-comedian
The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.
american-comedian
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?