Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
thinking people want
I'm fascinated that people drawn to cults want to know what to do. And people want to know what to think. And people want to know how to feel. Not just what to feel but how to feel.
sunset spoons want
Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed them organic yogurt by candlelight on a seaside cliff at sunset.
names dry want
I'm not going to name any names, but let's just say, I want to do jokes on Donald Trump so badly, and I have no venue. So right now, I'm just dry Trumping.
ideas world want
No one has any idea what's going to happen. Not even Elon Musk. That's why he's building those rockets. He wants a 'Plan B' on another world.
want panama-canal canals
Who's Britannica to tell me that the Panama Canal was built in 1914? If I want to say that it was built in 1941, that's my right as an American.
running car want
When my car runs out of gas, I buy a new one. I don't want to ride around with a quitter.
flags want microwaves
Liberals want to burn the flag, but progressives just want to microwave it?
people want corporations
If poor people want food stamps, they should become massive corporations.
views shells want
I don't want someone shoving his views down my throat, unless they're covered in a crunchy candy shell.
want argument hopefully
You don't want to just do a joke because it works - we can make a lot of jokes work - you want to do a joke because it will hopefully build into an argument.
firsts wikipedia want
Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.
want tape opinion
Opinions are like demo tapes. I don't want to hear yours
talking want not-talking
We're not talking about truth, we're talking about something that seems like truth - the truth we want to exist.
spin
We don't want any filter, ... The correspondent is only going to put his spin on it.