Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
fact trust
I don't trust books. They're all fact and no heart.
facts fan matter opinion
I'm not a fan of facts. You see, facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.
facts needs enough
If you repeat it, it's true. If you repeat it, it's true. And through repetition, something becomes true. If you repeat it enough. Until it becomes true. Or do I need to repeat that for you?
cheese-sandwiches grilled-cheese facts
I gut check my show. I say, I say, "Gut, gut, does that feel true to you?" And Gut says, "Yes it does, Stephen. Let's get a grilled cheese sandwich."
fans facts
I love the truth. It's the facts I'm not a fan of.
incentives corporations facts
If we raise taxes on corporations, what incentive will they have to make money other than the fact that it's the sole reason they exist.
heart doctors facts
There is no food closer to my heart than cheese. In fact, according to my doctor, it has nearly filled my aorta.
truth facts
Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.
perception matter facts
Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It's certainty.
facts fans doe
I'm not a fan of the facts. Facts change; my opinion never does.
change matter facts
I'm not a fan of facts. You see, the facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.
facts needs ifs
You don't need the right facts if you have the right inflection.
reality facts well-known
It is a well known fact that reality has liberal bias.
perception matter facts
It used to be, everyone was entitled to their own opinion, but not their own facts. But that's not the case anymore. Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything.