Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
children demon shows
These shows are the demon children of the 24-hour cable-news cycle,
teacher children father
A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?
mother children kids
A mother needs to be in the home even when the kids aren’t. A messy house sends a coded message to children: “I’m not loveable. Otherwise Mother would dust.
children dont-trust folks
Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us.
brother children cutting
My brother Billy was the joke teller. My brother Jim had a really sharp, cutting wit. And the teller of long stories, that was my brother Ed. As a child, I just absorbed everything they said, and I was always in competition for the laughs.
children mind television
It warps the minds of our children and weakens the resolve of our allies.
children kids hockey
Last night, we did the Threatdown -- God, it's hard to even talk about this -- and for the first time, I didn't mention bears. It's winter, they're asleep, I didn't think it would be a problem. But today I see this in the Toronto Globe and Mail -- apparently a 700-pound polar bear showed up at a children's hockey game. I've said this before, they're after our kids -- they're tender, juicy, you don't even have to throw away the bones.
teacher children cutting
If we don't cut expensive things like Head Start, child nutrition programs, and teachers, what sort of future are we leaving for our children?
children people telling-the-truth
They say the only people who tell the truth are drunkards and children. Guess which one I am.
beautiful children eye
In God's eyes all children are beautiful but here on earth we have higher standards.
daughter children eye
And my daughter said, 'Why are you yelling at us?' and I said, 'I'm trying to discipline you!' And then she looked up at me with her tear-stained eyes and said, 'This is how you teach children, by making them cry.' And it was such a clenching reminder - she won not only the argument, but she won life with that statement. I just burst out laughing, and I think they were so surprised that I burst out laughing, that they did too.
friday children black
I thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart.
spin
We don't want any filter, ... The correspondent is only going to put his spin on it.
opinions saying
The show is about me in that when you give opinions, you're saying something about yourself,