Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
based character daily guy
My character is not based on (Bill) O'Reilly, ... It's the same guy from The Daily Show. You'd never say it's O'Reilly.
night tuesday guy
Last night was Super Tuesday - a 10-state GOP Primary orgy. A big, sweaty pile of lever-yankin Republican voters. And like most orgies, it involves a bunch of middle aged guys who are not appealing to women.
kids gun guy
Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to do on weekdays.
years people guy
I hope people'll find out pretty quickly that the guy they saw for 10 years was my sense of humor the whole time.
believe guy saws
I believe in pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps. I believe it is possible — I saw this guy do it once in Cirque du Soleil. It was magical.
law guy habeas-corpus
Now I don't know why he's denying them habeas corpus. I can only assume the guys they got detained over there did something really unforgivable. Like remind Obama he was once a professor of Constitutional Law.
deal truth
We're going to deal with truth on my show.
summer book home
The summer movies are coming out. My advice: just stay home and burn a good book.
mind killers failing
You gotta learn to love when you're failing.... The embracing of that, the discomfort of failing in front of an audience, leads you to penetrate through the fear that blinds you. Fear is the mind killer.
I think O'Reilly could be so evolved, he's one of the X-Men
central comedy picking thank
I want to thank Comedy Central for picking up the show, but more importantly I want to congratulate Comedy Central for picking up the show,
news
I'm a big fan. I've always been a news junkie,
pipe pot putting smoking talking thanks
Smoking pot ... thanks for putting down the pipe and talking to me.
dragons dungeons introduced market playing week
It was, actually. I started playing Dungeons & Dragons the first week it was introduced to the market - at least the first week it was introduced down here.