Stephen Colbert
Stephen Colbert
Stephen Tyrone Colbert is an American comedian, writer, producer, actor, media critic, and television host. He currently hosts the late-night television talk show The Late Show with Stephen Colbert on CBS...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Show Host
Date of Birth13 May 1964
CountryUnited States of America
inspirational laughter swelling
Laughter brings the swelling down on our national psyche.
years scotch hey
Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?
block confirmation habit
John Boehner will be the new speaker unless, out of habit, he blocks his own confirmation.
country book heart
I don't trust books. They're all fact, no heart. And that's exactly what's pulling our country apart today. Because face it, folks, we are a divided nation. Not between Democrats or Republicans, or conservatives and liberals, or tops and bottoms. No, we are divided by those who think with their head, and those who know with their heart...
thinking government huge
John Boehner chose a huge gavel. I think somebody's compensating for his small government.
truth facts
Keep your facts, I'm going with the truth.
surprise bigs doomed
Some say, 'Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it.' I say, 'Those who ignore history are in for a big surprise.'
country jesus fall
Throughout human history, countries rise and fall. But not America-we continue to rise and rise, like dough, until Jesus bakes us in the fiery Afterscape of the Rapture.
animal looks peta
Look, PETA! If God hadn't wanted us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them so darn tasty!
blue weather usa
Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What?s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow weather map is just another example of the homometerological agenda.
kids gun guy
Nothing reassures parents more than surrounding their kids with the kind of guys who have a lot of weapons and nothing to do on weekdays.
truth sun truth-is
Warmth is to sun, as truth is to me.
truth scream x-files
I scream, you scream, we all scream... for the truth.
perception matter facts
Facts matter not at all. Perception is everything. It's certainty.