Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Scott Raymond Adamsis an American cartoonist, creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire, commentary, business, and general speculation...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCartoonist
Date of Birth8 June 1957
CityWindham, NY
CountryUnited States of America
funny-work ideas assassins
If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it.
night lasts dilbert
Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.
long people limits
Always remember that as long as other people are gullible, there's no limit to what you can achieve.
jobs done
The job isn't done until you've blamed someone for the parts that went wrong.
hard-work people credit
Hard work is rewarding. Taking credit for other people's hard work is rewarding and faster.
color ideas looks
There is no idea so bad that it cannot be made to look brilliant with the proper application of fonts and color.
differences alcohol marketing
The main difference between marketing and fraud is that criminals have to pay for their own alcohol.
stress caring quality
Caring about the quality of your work causes stress. Stress can kill you. Maintain good health by remembering that the stockholders are complete strangers who have never done anything for you.
happiness fun optimistic
One Dilbert Blog reader noted that current research shows that happiness causes success more than success causes happiness. That makes sense to me. There's plenty of research about people having a baseline of happiness that doesn't vary much with circumstances. And given that happy people are typically optimistic, energetic, and fun to work with, I can see how happiness would lead to success.
coffee sadness enough
Sadness is just another word for not enough coffee.
giving advice trying
I try to avoid giving advice.
love fall skulls
God designs people's emotions so you fall in love with people who, in return, wouldn't even use your hollowed-out skull for a spittoon.
made used old-life
My old life - no amount of getting used to it would have made it right.
rest-of-life
Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.