Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Scott Raymond Adamsis an American cartoonist, creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire, commentary, business, and general speculation...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCartoonist
Date of Birth8 June 1957
CityWindham, NY
CountryUnited States of America
moving home squirrels
The greenest home is the one you don't build. If you really want to save the Earth, move in with another family and share a house that's already built. Better yet, live in the forest and eat whatever the squirrels don't want.
funny travel new-york
No matter how many times I visit New York City, I am always struck by the same thing - a yellow taxicab.
science names dollars
For five hundred dollars, I'll name a subatomic particle after you. Some of my satisfied customers include Arthur C. Quark and George Meson.
dog jobs airplane
In the future, airplanes will be flown by a dog and a pilot. And the dog's job will be to make sure that if the pilot tries to touch any of the buttons, the dog bites him.
fun wish looks
I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.
innovation dinosaurs corporations
Large corporations welcome innovation and individualism in the same way the dinosaurs welcomed large meteors.
home utopian
Home is pretty utopian.
smart civilization intelligence
We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.
people decision talent
Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent.
ideas rewards execution
Good ideas have no value because the world already has too many of them. The market rewards execution, not ideas.
running odds goal
For our purposes, let’s say a goal is a specific objective that you either achieve or don’t sometime in the future. A system is something you do on a regular basis that increases your odds of happiness in the long run. If you do something every day, it’s a system. If you’re waiting to achieve it someday in the future, it’s a goal.
needs needing-someone firsts
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If they are not there the first time you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.
information way want
The best way to compile inaccurate information that no one wants is to make it up.
understanding shortcuts
Everything you learn becomes a shortcut for understanding something else.