Scott Adams
Scott Adams
Scott Raymond Adamsis an American cartoonist, creator of the Dilbert comic strip and the author of several nonfiction works of satire, commentary, business, and general speculation...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionCartoonist
Date of Birth8 June 1957
CityWindham, NY
CountryUnited States of America
children reason dilbert
Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.
giving mail messages
I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with 'thought you'd be interested,' and then give an electrical shock to the sender to remind him or her to stop send that kind of message.
jobs dilbert theme
'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.
holiday weekend careers
For most of my career I did one comic a day, every day, including weekends and holidays.
years boss different
I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.
food wedding-anniversary wife
The Cheesecake Factory is a great business model, but if you take your wife there for your 25th wedding anniversary, you might not reach your 26th.
love valentines-day food
I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
food exercise weight-loss
If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.
mean home creativity
If you’re going to create, create a lot. Creativity is not like playing the slot machines, where failure to win means you go home broke. With creativity, if you don’t win, you’re usually no worse off than if you hadn’t played.
dilbert weirdo
Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo
thinking office mind
Have you ever noticed that things that don’t kill you make you weaker? And great minds don’t think alike. If they did, the patent office would only have about fifty inventions. I started getting suspicious when I cried over spilt milk and the cashier took it off my bill.” - Wally
giving marketing use
The marketing department uses many advanced techniques to match products and buyers in a way that mximizes profits. For example, they give away keychains.
song hip-hop age
Your best work involves timing. If someone wrote the best hip hop song of all time in the Middle Ages, he had bad timing.
hard-work sacrifice want
The ability to work hard and make sacrifices comes naturally to those who know exactly what they want.